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Get ready for a unique and raunchy experience with Your Package Has Arrived! card. This 3D dick card has a sweet exterior that lures you in for a surprising treat. Open it up to reveal a veiny surprise in the form of a rock hard manhood. Perfect for any adult novelty fan who enjoys a little humor and a lot of spice in their greetings. Don't miss out on this naughty addition to your collection.

Your Package Has Arrived!

Only 8 left in stock
  • Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length. Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)

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